My Super Shitty Life — I Have Irritable Bowel Syndrome

(originally published on Dec. 27, 2012, at xoJane.com)

It will never get worse than this.

I’m thinking that to myself as I rock back and forth on a toilet in a noisy bar. It’s Saturday night, a table full of my friends is wondering where I ran off to, and I have a potential date/booty call in a couple of hours. I’m sweating, I’m shaking and I’m trying to figure out what did it this time.

Read the rest on xoJane.com. 

Re-published on Jan. 2, 2013, at The Frisky.